Book of Vegas

I’m Unstoppable!

I’m in Vegas. I’m drunk. Im getting ready for da klub. & eating hot Cheetos. IM UNSTOPPABLE…

Terrible Decisions in Vegas? Never.

Every time I make a terrible decision I just say “Fuck it this is Vegas baby!!!”…

Things I’ve Learned about Las Vegas

Everything is far apart and you have to walk everywhere. You will never win at…

Drunk Hide & Seek

The other day Anthony and I took 5 shots on the Las Vegas strip, got Taco…

Do the Worm!

So I got kicked out of the club in Vegas for doing the worm… sooo I…

The Sock Fairy

I once was drunk in Vegas and somehow ended up in a sock store and bought…

Mama Ain’t Raise No Bitch

So as I was super drunk yesterday my brother dared me to get a tattoo or…

5:13 PM

it’s 5:13pm, we’re all drunk and twerking naked to Meghan trainor I love Vegas

PhD in Las Vegas

Vegas taught me that it is in fact possible to be drunk for 3 days straight. -…

Breakfast of Champions

It isn’t a Vegas vacation unless you’re almost drunk at 7am… –