Book of Vegas

Yeah? And?

It’s 2 am and I’m drunk in Vegas eating Subway while taking a bubble bath and…

Took My Ass to Chipotle like Yassss

if you gamble, idk how your mind works. one time i played $5 in vegas &…

A True Las Vegas Heist

One time I was so drunk in Vegas that I left the bar, went to the…

Beware of The Cooler

At the Palazzo, me, my wife and her friend went to Breakfast before they went to…

Drunk Ray is the Best Ray

When your boyfriend face-times you while drunk in Vegas, which led to me witnessing him fall down an escalator and get escorted out of the club by security... NBD. He proceeded to introduce me to the security guards on face-time... their names were Emilio and Allen. But he kept calling Allen Andrew. @RachelleAllis0n (San Diego, CA)

Slice of Pizza at Gambling Table

Ocean’s One

Got so drunk last night that my levels for not giving a fuck was at a…

How Was Hooters?

I remember I turned $25 into $100 in 5 minutes at 3AM drunk in Vegas playing…

Lieutenant Dan, ICE CREAM!

Lieutenant Dan, ICE CREAM!

Forrest Gump is on TV.. and besides it being one of the best movies ever.. I have…

World's Friendliest Drug Dealer

World’s Friendliest Drug Dealer

August 2016. Bellagio. My wife and I had just finished dinner at Le Cirque for her…

Farts to Sharts: A Cautionary Tale

Las Vegas is not healthy for the human body. The sleep deprivation, dehydration from the massive…