Make Cinco de Mayo Great Again
I was in Vegas on Friday, May 5, and I had the chance to do something…
No Good Deed
One afternoon, I was leaving my hotel room to go meet up with some friends. While…
I Slept on My Dick Wrong
The craziest thing I ever did in Vegas was I slept on my dick wrong and…
Finding Dory
Playing blackjack at The Venetian last weekend. A seemingly normal Asian woman sits down next to…
9 PM. Eastern Standard Time.
January 2008. We’re back at the Rio. I’m playing particularly poorly and a tad out of…
$26,400
My best friend and I decide on my 21st bday and his 22nd bday(same month)that we…
Blackjack and Jägermeister
As almost an adult, even the word Jägermeister gives me chills. As 20-somethings, we lived…
Room 1501
My buddy and I are getting our brains beat in. Every game, every table, you name…
Welcome to Vegas
Here is my story that sums up my love for Las Vegas and its wild ways… I…
Implosion
It’s March 13, 2007. I’m 23 years old. I remember the date because it was the…