Drinking

Slice of Pizza at Gambling Table

Ocean’s One

Got so drunk last night that my levels for not giving a fuck was at a…

How Was Hooters?

I remember I turned $25 into $100 in 5 minutes at 3AM drunk in Vegas playing…

Lieutenant Dan, ICE CREAM!

Lieutenant Dan, ICE CREAM!

Forrest Gump is on TV.. and besides it being one of the best movies ever.. I have…

Farts to Sharts: A Cautionary Tale

Las Vegas is not healthy for the human body. The sleep deprivation, dehydration from the massive…

george clooney

Ladies and gentlemen… the great George Clooney.

The Washington Post— George Clooney’s “perfect” tequila — so smooth it doesn’t burn the…

Casino served gambler 27 drinks in 9 hours. And?…

USA Today– The Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board has fined a casino $25,000 for…

No Good Deed

One afternoon, I was leaving my hotel room to go meet up with some friends. While…

Ron Babcock Comedian

I Slept on My Dick Wrong

The craziest thing I ever did in Vegas was I slept on my dick wrong and…

dory

Finding Dory

Playing blackjack at The Venetian last weekend. A seemingly normal Asian woman sits down next to…

Man sleeping

9 PM. Eastern Standard Time.

January 2008. We’re back at the Rio. I’m playing particularly poorly and a tad out of…