Vegas Stories

Things I’ve Learned about Las Vegas

Everything is far apart and you have to walk everywhere. You will never win at…

Drunk Hide & Seek

The other day Anthony and I took 5 shots on the Las Vegas strip, got Taco…

Do the Worm!

So I got kicked out of the club in Vegas for doing the worm… sooo I…

The Sock Fairy

I once was drunk in Vegas and somehow ended up in a sock store and bought…

Mama Ain’t Raise No Bitch

So as I was super drunk yesterday my brother dared me to get a tattoo or…

5:13 PM

it’s 5:13pm, we’re all drunk and twerking naked to Meghan trainor I love Vegas

PhD in Las Vegas

Vegas taught me that it is in fact possible to be drunk for 3 days straight. -…

Breakfast of Champions

It isn’t a Vegas vacation unless you’re almost drunk at 7am… –

Yeah? And?

It’s 2 am and I’m drunk in Vegas eating Subway while taking a bubble bath and…

Took My Ass to Chipotle like Yassss

if you gamble, idk how your mind works. one time i played $5 in vegas &…