Beware of The Cooler
At the Palazzo, me, my wife and her friend went to Breakfast before they went to…
Drunk Ray is the Best Ray
When your boyfriend face-times you while drunk in Vegas, which led to me witnessing him fall down an escalator and get escorted out of the club by security... NBD. He proceeded to introduce me to the security guards on face-time... their names were Emilio and Allen. But he kept calling Allen Andrew. @RachelleAllis0n (San Diego, CA)
How Was Hooters?
I remember I turned $25 into $100 in 5 minutes at 3AM drunk in Vegas playing…
Lieutenant Dan, ICE CREAM!
Forrest Gump is on TV.. and besides it being one of the best movies ever.. I have…
World’s Friendliest Drug Dealer
August 2016. Bellagio. My wife and I had just finished dinner at Le Cirque for her…
Farts to Sharts: A Cautionary Tale
Las Vegas is not healthy for the human body. The sleep deprivation, dehydration from the massive…
Make Cinco de Mayo Great Again
I was in Vegas on Friday, May 5, and I had the chance to do something…
No Good Deed
One afternoon, I was leaving my hotel room to go meet up with some friends. While…
I Slept on My Dick Wrong
The craziest thing I ever did in Vegas was I slept on my dick wrong and…
Finding Dory
Playing blackjack at The Venetian last weekend. A seemingly normal Asian woman sits down next to…